Comedians

John Crist on MLB team mascots will have you cracking up. The popular funnyman has a unique and hilarious bit about some strange mascots in Major League Baseball and offers possible name changes. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what team name John has a problem with and what he would change them to if he could. It's been said that there isnt anything more American than apple pie and baseball. Like a lot of sayings and adages, Id challenge the validity of the claim being made in that statement. What about those people who arent fans of either of those things? How about someone who likes apple pie but not baseball, or vice versa? Are they somehow not as American as someone who does like apple pie and baseball? Either way, many people enjoy baseball, Americas pastime (something else I would argue that isnt necessarily true). They love going out to those delicately and intricately manicured fields to watch their favorite player or team, and if they dont win, well, then its a shame. Hey, but even if they do lose, at least you still have that box of crackerjacks, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, John lists several gripes about Major League Baseball. Specifically, his complaints concern a couple of the teams names. As he states, they are strange and completely out of left field (pun intended) and do not invoke any kind of fear in their opponent. We lost the Indians, John says. We lost the Indians. Whats the Indians new mascot? Does anybody know? The Guardians. Cleveland Guardians? Yall know what a guardian is? A guy who goes, Be home by 10 p.m., and you go, Shut up, youre not my real dad. Later in the video, he mentions another team with a rather lame and uninspiring mascot and offers up a suggestion for what they might consider changing it to. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Comedian Erica Rhodes hilariously proved that TV is dead. Its becoming clearer every day that, by and large, people do not watch television anymore. Watch this short but hysterical clip to see how this comedian inadvertently showed that people are not watching television. For the last several years, its been said repeatedly that more and more people are cutting the cord and that television is on its last legs. Nowhere has this been more apparent than in local television news stations. Who wants to watch a television broadcast at a specific time when you can go online and get the very same news hours before the newscast airs? Instead of watching television, everyone has turned to streaming. Those popular streaming platforms, of course, allow people to watch what they want when they want. The user is in control of the schedule, and who doesnt want that? They dont have to wait for a specific time or wade through annoying, poorly made commercials. In a clip posted on YouTube, Erica, during her stand-up routine, asked one simple, straightforward question and inadvertently showed that no one was watching television. I was recently on Americas Got Talent, thats true, she said. Yeah! Thank you! Did anyone see it? When she asked the audience if anyone saw her appearance on Americas Got Talent, things got real quiet real fast. You literally could have heard a pin drop. No one made a sound. Erica, in response to the audiences unexpected reaction, told a series of hysterical jokes about how people are no longer watching television. If you didnt think TV was dead before, now we know, OK? she said. Even my friends were like, How do we watch it? I was like, Its on TV. Theyre like, Where? Wheres TV? Its on the thing. How do we sign up? Do you have to download something? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This comedians first shift as a garbage man will have you cracking up. The funnyman, Charlie Berens, tried his hand as a sanitation worker, picking up trash for the city of Milwaukee, but things did not go well. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see why Charlies time as a sanitation worker will likely be quite short. Starting a new job is both an exciting and anxiety-filled situation. Everyone wants to get off on the right foot, impressing their new co-workers with their skill and knowledge, hoping to show others why they were hired. Also, there is a pretty significant fear that we wont impress others, and that they may even question how we managed to get the position. Of course, there are things we can do to make sure things get off on the right foot. For starters, showing up to work on time is simple, but it shows that we respect the job and everyone elses time. No one wants to work with someone who is chronically late. Also, adhering to the rules and workplace etiquette will go a long way toward earning others respect. However, those are just two of the many things Charlie had difficulty with during his first shift as a garbage man. Luckily, Charlies time as a Milwaukee sanitation worker was caught on camera, and that skit was posted on YouTube. Moments into his first shift, Charlie was already a major disappointment as a garbage man. So, Charlie showed up 15 minutes late and spent the next half hour apologizing for it, Derek, an actual garbage man, said. Yeah, I got a touch of the Catholic guilt, Charlie said. My motto is Say sorry first, figure out why later. From that point forward, things went from bad to worse for Charlie. He was told that anything in the trash cans had to be thrown away, but he kept finding things that he wanted to take home. By the end of his shift, he had a nice little collection of items. Hey, whats one mans trash is another mans treasure, right? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This woman hilariously demonstrates what can and often does happen when a Southern mom gets in the drive-thru line. Her comments and reactions will have you laughing long after the video ends. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how mothers in the South are likely to react when its their turn to place their order in the drive-thru at a fast-food restaurant. We could all do better to eat less fast food and consume a healthier, more nutritious diet. While it might hit the spot at times, its not exactly the healthiest food in the world. Nevertheless, picking up dinner from McDonalds or from Burger King on the way home can often be the most efficient, convenient way to feed that family. After deciding where to pick up dinner, several other major questions must then be answered. Most importantly, of course, is figuring out what everyone wants to eat. This, as every parent knows, can be absolute chaos and be enough to push the most sane, well-adjusted person to the brink. Everyone has to have this without that, or that without this. Then what happens if the order you receive is incorrect? Do you head back to the restaurant, or do you head home with the erroneous order? In a clip posted on YouTube, one mother answers all these questions in the most hilarious way. The drive-thru even pushes and tests this Southern mothers resolve, especially when it comes to her precious sweet tea. Placing the order for everyone in the car is a high-pressure situation that can cause people to break and buckle. The kids often struggle to articulate what they want to eat. At the same time, you have the person on the other end of the microphone demanding your order, and if that wasnt enough, the other drivers are waiting behind you, looking to place their order, too. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Derrick Stroup thinks Kansas is the best place for prisons. The popular funnyman believes that the Sunflower State should be home to all of the countrys correctional facilities, and his reason why is hysterical. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear why Derrick thinks everyone currently behind bars should be in a facility located in Kansas. The United States of America, as its been said many times before, is a nation of laws. These pieces of legislation specifically mention what is and wasnt permissible. Now, depending on the location in the country, the laws and ordinances may vary slightly. But for the most part, they are uniform. Now, when those laws are not adhered to, there are consequences for those who break them, most of the time, anyway. Of course, those repercussions could very likely, depending on the severity of the offense, include spending some time behind bars in one of the countrys many prisons, which are located in several states. However, Derrick says Kansas is the perfect place for all of the countrys prisons. While some Kansas residents might feel differently, Derrick, in a clip posted on YouTube, provides his hysterical rationale for thinking the Sunflower State is ideal for prisoners. Kansas is the flattest place Ive ever been, he said. I mean, it really is. I do feel like every prison in the country should be in Kansas. You could watch an inmate run away all weekend. Later in the clip, Derrick imagined what guards in a Kansas prisons watchtower talk about whenever they see a prisoner manage to escape from the correctional facility. The guards, as Derrick imagines, wouldnt take any action but would instead watch to see what the inmate does. Eventually, the escaped convict would realize there is nothing in the plains of Kansas and eventually make their way back to the prison themselves. Hebrews 13:3 Keep in mind those who are in chains, as if you were chained with them, and those who are in trouble, as being yourselves in the body.

A comedian shared why taking the bus to school was an education in itself. The funnyman, Derrick Stroup, mentioned there is a stark difference between people who rode the bus to school and those who did not. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Derrick point out some of the differences between bus riders and non-bus riders. Getting an education is important and necessary. The knowledge we acquire will go a long way in determining how financially successful we are in life. Want a good job with fantastic hours and amazing benefits? Studying and learning as much as possible will greatly increase the odds of you landing that coveted position. However, before someone can get an education, they must first reach the place where facts and figures are dispensed. Thats why most school districts in the country have buses to bring students to and from school. But, like most things in life, just because its available, that doesnt mean you have to use it. Instead, some parents may choose to take their children to school themselves. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, Derrick stated that he can spot a bus rider and someone who didnt ride the school bus from a mile away. He added that several factors help him make his quick determination. I was a bus rider growing up, Derrick announced. I think that helped mold who I am today. Some of yall were car riders. I know it when I meet you. Your hands are soft. No, youre not built like a bus rider. He added that those who were given car rides to school started their days with love and words of affirmation. Those who rode the school bus, on the other hand, received death threats, imploring them not to miss the bus as it came by. He compared the bus to the internet before the internet was widely available. The further back you moved on the bus, the more information you learned. It was Google on wheels, he said. And the further you went on the back of that bus, the deeper in the internet you got. That last row was the dark web, my man. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Carl Burnetts surprise medical is comedy gold. The comedic legend underwent an examination without her knowledge in this classic and hysterical skit. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see how Carol reacted to undergoing a medical examination that caused her to think something else was going on in this skit from The Carol Burnett Show. No one enjoys going to the doctor. The physician may be a perfectly nice and personable person, but that still doesnt make trips to see them any more enjoyable. Getting poked, prodded and then being charged for the whole awful experience is no ones idea of a good time. There are many different and better ways to spend our precious time than seeing the doctor. While getting that annual check-up is necessary, that doesnt mean we enjoy the process. Thats why, given how people feel about seeing a doctor, theres a natural aversion and reluctance to scheduling those appointments. Even when its clear that seeing a doctor would benefit us, some still resist going. That was where Carol was in a skit from The Carol Burnett Show. In a clip posted on YouTube, she was feeling tired and run-down, and even with plenty of sleep, she still couldnt shake it. However, she refused to see the doctor. So, Carols husband, played by Harvey Korman, brought the doctor to her without her knowing. He had a golf buddy, who happened to be a doctor, come over and examine her without telling her what he was doing. This could only end badly, right? Through a series of strange and awkward movements, the undercover doctor examined her eyes, ears, and throat, tested her reflexes and even listened to her heart. Of course, this gave Carol pause, prompting her to question what was going on. She thought this man had less-than-honorable intentions. Carols reactions to the doctors actions will have you rolling with laughter. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This womans list of the things that should be outlawed is pure gold. Her listing of annoyances that ought to be ruled illegal immediately is hard to argue against. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear her catalog of irritating activities and behaviors she is firmly opposed to and wants legislation to outlaw them as soon as possible. People are often strange and mystifying beings. As history has demonstrated, human beings are capable of being incredibly and needlessly cruel and inflicting significant pain on one another. On the other hand, people can be surprisingly loving and kind to each other. We see examples of both types of behavior every day, nearly everywhere we look. Hopefully, we will see more people be kind, but I fear that may not be the case. Additionally, people can be incredibly inconsiderate and do terribly annoying, grating things. There are some people who, for whatever reason, believe the world revolves around them and everyone else should adjust their lives according to their desires and wants. That type of mentality is incredibly off-putting, to say the least. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman names things, activities and behaviors that should cease immediately. In fact, she calls on lawmakers to draft legislation to make them illegal immediately. And once you hear what she wants outlawed, youll find yourself completely in agreement and also laughing. Some of what she suggests involves inconsiderate phone-related behaviors, and others are more social media activities. Things that should be illegal, but they aint, she said. Replying with the letter K, straight to jail. Using speaker phone in public phone confiscated permanently, she said. Posting vague drama on social media, and saying, Dont ask, she said. Just why? We really want to know. Watching a video on full volume in a public waiting room, she added. You deserve a public shaming ceremony. See, its hard to argue that she is wrong with any of these. We all find every one of these behaviors incredibly annoying. Philippians 2:3 Doing nothing through envy or through pride, but with low thoughts of self, let everyone take others to be better than himself;

John Crist mentioned the time when his mother mentioned she would be ordering food in Spanish. The popular comedian said his mom wanted to try out her Spanish in a Mexican restaurant. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how John reacted when his mother made this announcement. An education is something that will never be complete. It does not matter how many degrees someone holds; there will always be more to learn. Its impossible to know and acquire all the facts and figures that exist. Its for that reason that we should all be lifelong learners. One way to enhance our knowledge and challenge ourselves is to learn a new language. There are dozens, possibly even hundreds of languages; pick one and get started. Being able to communicate with people is an important and invaluable skill, especially when you can do it in more than one language. However, John was not too keen on his mother trying to show off her knowledge of Spanish. She said she wanted to place her order in Spanish, stating that she wanted to immerse herself in the culture. John pleaded with her not to attempt this, stating that Chuys was not exactly the place to put this information and skill to use. And this is what I told her, I go, Ok, Mom, he said. Shes like, Why cant I order in Spanish? I go, What other ethnic restaurant would that be acceptable for you to do? Later in the clip, John made the point that people would not enter a Chinese restaurant and do the same thing. No, I said, What other ethnic restaurant could you, would that be appropriate to do? You wouldnt walk into a Chinese restaurant, Oh, I have the wonton soup. You wouldnt, no. Hilariously, he then flips the situation around and asks how Caucasians would feel if someone of a different race entered a Cracker Barrel and ordered in a heavy Southern accent. How mad would you be if you were sitting at a Cracker Barrel, some Latino guy sat next to you and goes, I reckon I get some biscuits and a sweet tea? John asked. 1 Corinthians 14:9 So, if you, in using a strange tongue, say words which have no sense, how will anyone take in what you are saying? For you will be talking in the air.

This comedian believes you should reassess those healthy choices youve made. The funnyman Derrick Stroup feels that now is the time to throw caution and healthy alternatives to the wind. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why he thinks this way, and why he thinks anyone who exercises also has issues. No one is going to live forever. As morbid and depressing as it may sound, death is inevitable for everyone, and there is nothing we can do to change that simple, straightforward fact. It is going to happen to all of us at some point. Our bodies and our time on this earth are temporary. Eventually, our time will run out. Yes, we might be able to improve and extend our lives by eating healthily, getting plenty of exercise and getting the proper amount of sleep. But no matter how much you do this or that, time will win out in the end. It remains undefeated, and it always will have that perfect record. However, one comedian feels that even attempting to live a health-conscious life is completely and totally in vain. Why eat healthy? Now, according to Derrick, it is the time you want. Indulge in those delicious desires and eat as you please. Why does he feel this way? Listen, you should be eating whatever you want, Derrick said in a clip posted on YouTube. The worlds on fire. If you watch the news and go, Ill take a kale salad, youre sick in the head, man. Theres no better time than now to put gravy on your salad. Later in the clip, he mentioned that exercise is also a pointless activity. You got people exercising, he said. I think thats crazy, too. You want to live to be 100 to see how this movie ends? You got problems, man. Im not saying off yourself, Im saying go out the old-fashioned way, you know? Be like 83 years old, weed eating in the yard, and you go, Ka, Ka, Ka, I think thats it. Romans 6:23 For the reward of sin is death; but what God freely gives is eternal life in Jesus Christ our Lord.

A comedian explained how New York City mice are of a totally different breed. These mice are unlike any other youve ever encountered in your life. Watch the short but hysterical clip of her funnyman, Derrick Stroup, hilariously share how these rodents are unlike any hes ever come across. New York City has been called the heart of civilization. Its home to Broadway, the Statue of Liberty, Times Square, Madison Square Garden and the New York Stock Exchange. Also, when it comes to food, the Big Apple does not disappoint either. It has just about every kind of cuisine you can think of and then some. Naturally, New York City is also home to New Yorkers. Now, New Yorkers, and really Northeasterners as a whole, are known to be loud, aggressive and a little pushy at times. Perhaps its because they have to ride a crowded subway and hike dozens of city blocks to reach their destination. They are so focused on where they are going, on their destination, that they have no time to exchange pleasantries or even an acknowledging glance. In a clip posted on YouTube, Derrick explains that the citys rats have even begun to take on the persona of a stereotypical New Yorker. They are loud, pushy, and refuse to budge, even when someone tries to force them out of their apartment. Instead, they dig in their heels and become more determined and entrenched in the apartment they currently inhabit. They are not willing to give an inch, and, as Derrick explains, will even fight when a rat trap is used in an attempt to force them to exit the premises. No, New York City mice are different, he said. I got everything blocked off in my apartment. Weve looked everywhere. Were pretty sure theyre coming through the front door. Later in the clip, Derrick, who grew up in the country, is familiar with mice, having encountered them before. However, as he states, mice in New York City are a very different breed. They will not go down without a fight. Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moves, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

This comedian has a hilarious reason why he says to consider marrying someone from Kansas. The surprising and unexpected reason why he believes Kansas is the best state to select a spouse from will have you rolling with laughter. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why those who are single might want to look into Kansas. Marriage is a big, life-changing commitment. Its not something to be entered into lightly, that is for sure. Its a vow, a lifelong promise to remain with someone, regardless of what life may throw at you. As the officiant of the ceremony often says, only death can and should separate those two individuals. However, before standing at the altar and reciting those vows, its important to make sure its the right person. While its impossible to predict the future, getting to know that person as much as possible before popping the question is a good idea. Again, marriage is not something to be entered into lightly or without much prayer and consideration. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Derrick Stroup offers some helpful advice for those who are single and are seeking a spouse. He suggests investigating a specific area, one of the countrys 50 states, for a possible spouse, and his reasoning could not be more surprising and hilarious. Everybody should get a partner from Kansas, he said. Yeah, no. Theyre very easy to impress. Shes from a town of 88 people. I show her a five-story building, shes like, Howd they get up there, you know? Im like, Elevators, baby. Im going to show you the world. Later in the clip, he mentioned that he took his better half to New York City. It was her first time in the Big Apple, and she made a hilarious, but understandable mistake, especially if youve never been to such a big city before. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Carol Burnett lost it in this classic and hysterical skit. The legendary comedian and actress could not keep it together and burst out laughing several times during this Carol Burnett Show sketch. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what caused Carol to break character and break down laughing. The Carol Burnett Show is a beloved program. It featured a legendary all-star cast of some of the biggest names in comedy history in truly zany, off-the-wall skits. The show produced dozens of classics, with clips of those hysterical skits that still cause many to literally laugh out loud. However, as much as the show was known for its beloved, incredibly talented cast and sketches, many would argue that the best part of the show was witnessing the actors break character and start laughing mid-skit. Of course, Harvey Korman was the usual suspect, often unable to keep it together because of something Tim Conway did or said. But everyone else had their fair share of crackups, including Carol herself. A clip posted on YouTube starts with Carol explaining the setup of a particular skit and how several unexpected events led her to burst out laughing. Instead of Harvey breaking, who also appears in the sketch as a reporter attempting to interview Carol, it was she who could not contain her laughter. The skit itself is ridiculous already. Carol plays this supposed legendary escape artist who gets tangled up in a jacket and a microphone wire and is outmaneuvered by a shoestring. She struggles endlessly to get out of these situations, and then somehow shes going to perform this death-defying trick successfully? That setup would have been funny enough, but Carols incessant laughter sends this one over the top, making it an absolute classic and a must-watch. It's safe to say that there will never be a show like The Carol Burnett Show. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Comedian Zoltan Kaszas hysterically explained Millennials. The funnyman discussed the habits and characteristics of people born between 1981 and 1996. Watch the short but hilarious clip to learn about the individuals referred to as Millennials, which will have you laughing long after the video ends. For whatever reason, terms have been devised that refer to individuals based on the year they were born. Why someone thought this was necessary, Im not really sure, but you will often hear people casually throw around these terms in conversation. Typically, they are used in a derogatory manner, seeming to serve as a means to cut them down or to explain an inexplicable activity or move. Without a doubt, the most popular of these generational-defining terms is boomer. Of course, that has been shortened from Baby Boomer, people born between 1946 and 1964. And again, whenever boomer is uttered, it is usually as a way to call someone old and out of touch without actually calling them old. In a clip posted on YouTube, Zoltan shared his thoughts and opinions on another group of individuals, who are commonly referred to as Millennials. He admits that he previously did not have a very high opinion of Millennials, but something happened that quickly changed his view of them. I used to make fun of Millennials, he said. That was something I did. Yeah, I used to make fun of Millennials until I did a Google search, and I realized I am one. Now, I dont think theyre that bad. Later in the clip, he shared that his move and the drastic change in his opinion of Millennials is a perfect example of a part of him that isnt really great, but hes incredibly honest about a personal flaw. Thats who I am in a nutshell, he said. Im a total hypocrite. Ill make fun of a group of people until I realize I am that group of people, and be like, come on, you guys. Theyre alright. I like Millennials. If I did have to pick on Millennials, I think our biggest issue is were too self-aware. He then points out that Millennials understand they have issues and problems, but dont do anything to fix them. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This one, often-used phrase led to a big fight between Nate Bargatze and his wife. The popular and incredibly funny comedian explained why his wife's continual use of a phrase weve all heard many times caused such a big blowup between the two of them. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the phrase was and to hear Nate explain the course of events that followed. Language, and the words we use, are powerful. Through words, we can make people feel certain emotions, move them to act in particular ways and even force them to reconsider what they think and believe on this or that subject. What we say and do matters, and as youve probably found out, those words hold a large amount of power. Now, in everyday conversations, humans have invented several short, concise and witty sayings to express certain ideas and actions. More than likely, youre familiar with many of these colloquialisms, and probably even use some of them regularly when conversing with family, friends or coworkers. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentioned how in one fell swoop caused a massive fight between him and his wife. During a conversation, he said she repeated it over and over, making it seem like she had heard about it and wanted to try it on, to see how it felt. But as they continued talking, Nate questioned whether she really understood what one fell swoop meant. As any man knows, that wasnt a smart move on his part. And so, I just, like, waited, and she didnt say anything, he said. And I just go, Thats not what one fell swoop means. And instead of possibly just being wrong, she goes, I know what one fell swoop means. I go, Yeah, it doesnt sound like you do, all right? That conversation and fight made the rest of the night tense and awkward. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

This specific competition is Greg Warrens ultimate what if. The popular funnyman said that if this competition had been available when he was in high school, he would have done anything to be involved. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear about this surprising high school competition and the lengths Greg would have gone to be a member of the team. Americans love themselves some sports, and really, all things competition. Honestly, if theres an activity that could in any way be configured so two or more teams compete against one another, it will happen. And the likelihood that that brand-new competitive activity will catch on and find an audience is pretty good. Have you seen how many channels are dedicated solely to sports? Also, have you checked out what sports are shown on those channels? Now, if there is anything Americans love more than sports, its eating. I mean, have you seen the size of the average American lately? Given how much people love competition and chowing down on a delicious, mouth-watering plate of food, it only makes sense to combine them. Now, Im not talking about professional eating, that already exists, but this is something else entirely, and Greg hilariously explained in a clip posted on social media. The state of Texas has high school barbecue, he said. I know. They do. Theres teams, like, high school teams that barbecue against each other. And Im going to tell you right now, I would have played that sport. Later in the clip, Greg states how far he would have gone to be on his high school barbecue team if it had existed back in his day. I would have quit wrestling so fast to go out for barbecue, he said. I love, I would have done what, like, Coach, I just want to be on this team. Ill do what it takes. Ill start on chicken or turkey. I dont have to do the big stuff now. Put me on sides. Put me on sides, coach. 1 Corinthians 9:24 Do you not see that in a running competition all take part, but only one gets the reward? So, let your minds be fixed on the reward.