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Grocery shopping goes off the rails in this comedians hysterical bit. You probably wont look at a trip to the grocery store the same after listening to and laughing at his shopping advice. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what he says shoppers should do at the store. Shopping is one of the worst activities human beings regularly engage in, and there is no disputing that. However, if you can believe it, shopping, as bad as it is, does get considerably worse. This horrible, undesirable activity does have a name: grocery shopping. Seriously, there is nothing worse than a trip to the grocery store, and this is for several reasons. For starters, its nearly impossible to have a quick trip to the grocery store. No matter what item you need, there will always be someone standing right in front of it, holding and carefully reading a box of cake mix or Stove Top Stuffing. This wont be a simple skimming of the ingredients, either. No, they will always be reading as if their life depended on knowing exactly what goes into red velvet. And dont even get me started on the people for whom returning a cart is too much effort. In a clip posted on YouTube, Kellen Erskine shares some thoughts and opinions on grocery shopping as well. He does not appear to be a fan of the activity either. However, what he proposes will certainly make grocery shopping much more interesting. The most selfish thing a human being can do is leave a shopping cart in an empty parking space, he said. Yeah, if youve done that, shame on you. Youre telling me you can meander two and a half miles inside Costco, but the moment you get to your vehicle, youre like, Not another step. He is 100 percent right about the shopping cart situation! Later in the clip, he suggests doing something that, while hilarious, will likely not be appreciated by your fellow shoppers. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Greg Warren hilariously called out his insurance company for not trying hard enough. The popular funnyman would just like the company he pays thousands of dollars to put forth a little more effort. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Greg would like his insurance company to do for him. Insurance is one of those things that nobody enjoys buying. Even though purchasing it is never a fun experience, were compelled to have it, by law, in some cases. Once weve selected a plan that fits our budget and our liking, the best, most fun part comes next: making monthly payments for it (heavy sarcasm, for sure). As most people know, even though you pay those insurance companies thousands of dollars, when it comes time to use that insurance for what it was intended for, they, without fail, will try to get out of paying, usually through some technicality. Thats why people hate insurance companies in a nutshell. All we want is for them to hold up their end of the deal. Greg is also not a big fan of his insurance company. In a clip posted on YouTube, he said he would appreciate it if his insurance tried just a little harder. More effort would be nice. What he suggests they do is absolutely hysterical. First of all, they say theyre going to send you an insurance card, he said. Stop calling it a card. Its a piece of paper, OK. I want a card. Thirty-five hundred dollars I gave you guys last year; you can afford to send me a card. At least laminate the card. The library laminates their cards. I dont think the whole library system made $3,500 last year. Later in the clip, Greg says that while the insurance company typically sends a piece of paper with directions on where to cut, he wants to go a different direction with it. He wants to make odd and unexpected shapes with his insurance card. 1 Timothy 5:8 If anyone has no care for his family and those in his house, he is false to the faith, and is worse than one who has no faith.

There are many types of people you will always see at the grocery store. Without fail, people exhibit these actions and attitudes whenever they do their grocery shopping. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how many of them you recognize, and whether you exhibit any of them regularly. Grocery shopping is, unfortunately, a necessity. We all need food to survive, and those particular stores sell exactly what we need. Sadly, while its an activity that we must perform in order to stay alive, grocery shopping just so happens to be one of the worst things we have to do. So, why is grocery shopping so horrible? If you have ever visited a grocery store, you already know the answer to that question. Of course, its because people, whenever they are grocery shopping, forget that other people exist in the world. They become entirely focused on themselves and others, making for a horrible, awful experience for everyone involved. Again, you know all of this is entirely true and that I speak nothing but the truth. A clip posted on YouTube perfectly captures the actions of people at the grocery store. You will more than likely recognize these, and if you do not, then you have not been to a grocery store in your life. The first person spotted in the clip is the individual who believes they can go into the store, peruse and go about their shopping with the use of a buggy or shopping cart. This individual will do everything in their power, use all their arm strength and juggling ability to carry their selected items. However, by far the most frustrating of all the people the video displays is the reunion. When people do this, they block an entire aisle, making it impossible for others to continue shopping. Again, there is no consideration for anyone else at this point. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

My son loves trying all kinds of things and loves spicy. He went all in with the wasabi and ate every bit of it after.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes has almost found a way to avoid those Starbucks lines. The popular comedian believes her plan is nearly perfect, except for one minor detail. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what her almost foolproof plan is to beat those annoyingly long lines at Starbucks. Everyone has to have their caffeine in the morning. Can you imagine what would happen if some people did not get their morning shot of sugar and caffeine? People would probably be at each others throats by 10:30. Entire office buildings would be in complete revolt by lunchtime. Hopefully, thats not the case at all. But even sarcastically entertaining those scenarios goes to show you how addicted many people are to their morning coffee and other forms of caffeine, which are happily supplied by Starbucks. However, the only problem with Starbucks (on top of the high caffeine and sugar content of their drinks) is their often-long lines. No one wants to wait in line for a drink that they need immediately! In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah believes that she may have found the perfect way to get around those lines at the popular shop. Her hilarious solution for avoiding those lines all comes down to how she is dressed. It all sounds great at first, but there is one major flaw to her plan. She discovered a store that sells scrubs, and the best part, she says, is that anyone can walk in and buy some medical clothes. You did not have to show any ID or any type of employee status. If you had the money, they could be yours. She had a plan to wear those to Starbucks, hoping people would let her go ahead of them, thinking she had just come off a long shift at the hospital. Its a genius plan, until theres an actual emergency at Starbucks, she said. It sounds like she will have to keep looking for a solution. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

These adult responses from Zoltan Kaszas will have you rolling with laughter. The comedian has some of the best and most hilarious ways to respond to specific situations. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear some of Zoltans hilarious adult responses to particular events that will have you doubled over with laughter and struggling to catch your breath. It's been said that most of life is not what happens to you, but how you react to it. Most people would happily agree with that statement if for no other reason than it gives us control, and people love feeling like they have power and control over their lives. So, while we may not always have control over what happens to us, we are still in charge of how we respond to this or that. Of course, how we respond will vary depending on several factors, including our age. For instance, a child will not react to something the same way a teenager would, and vice versa. Also, adults do, or at least should, respond differently to situations when compared to a child, a teenager or an elderly individual. In a clip posted on YouTube, Zoltan mentioned several situations and also how adults would theoretically react to those situations. With some of them, he may be correct, spot-on even and others, maybe not so much, but either way, you will be laughing yourself silly. He talked about holding a jar and then dropping it at the grocery store. Initially, his first reaction to the situation was to high-tail it out of there, but he knew that wasnt the adult way to handle that incident, and so he had to suppress that urge to run. An adult stands there, and calls the manager over, goes, Excuse me! he said. And then they call a teenager over with a mop, and then you stand there while you watch them clean it. Later in the clip, he discussed seeing an infomercial that nearly everyone is familiar with and how he feels about it now that he is officially in his 30s. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

After a pastor mentioned Chick-fil-A in his sermon, John Crist had a hilarious response. The preacher unexpectedly worked the popular fast-food chain into his message, and the popular comedian had the perfect reaction to it. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the pastors words about Chick-fil-A and how John reacted. Pastors in any given year will likely give close to 100 messages, and maybe even more, depending on how frequently a particular church has services. Since that number can reach triple digits, pastors have to find a way to change things up at times. They have to say things that their congregation may not have heard in a while, or at all, depending on how regularly they attend church. Also, pastors have to keep their messages relevant. To keep people interested and to help them better apply the message to their lives, many pastors incorporate current events into their sermons. Who does it help if a preacher is talking about things that are completely foreign and unknown from our experience? That doesnt help anyone. At that point, the pastor may as well preach to a brick wall. In a clip posted on YouTube, a pastor found a completely unexpected way to work Chick-fil-A into his message. What may be the most hilarious part of the pastors message is that he basically says a Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich is the highest level of status a chicken can reach. John, who is a pastors kid, loved the pastor working Chick-fil-A into the message. He mentioned that he was hyped after hearing the pastors passionate words. Im going to Chick-fil-A after this, John said. He later added that he imagined the pastor had written down only a bullet point stating Chick-fil-A, and that was all he needed. Additionally, he mentioned that the pastor talked like he had a connection to Chick-fil-A. This guy either owns one, or he used to work at one, John said. Also, like, hes probably getting a cease and desist. 1 Corinthians 10:31 So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

This is what happens when southerners experience cold weather. Not really familiar with that kind of weather, a hilarious clip shows they tend to react with more than a little bit of panic and confusion. Watch the short but hysterical video to see how individuals in the South are likely to respond when the temperature drops below what they are used to and like. Weather is a topic people talk about when they're trying to make small talk or when they have nothing else to talk about. While discussing the weather is a surefire sign that a conversation has run its course, it still dictates much of what we do, when and where. Its something that impacts everyone nearly every day of their lives in one way or another. Even though some people might say predicting the weather is a fools errand, there are regions of the country with somewhat predictable weather patterns. The Northeast and the Midwest have hot summers and cold winters. Many areas considered the western part of the United States have pretty mild, perfect year-round temperatures not too hot or too cold, just right (San Diego, California, anyone?). However, those in the South have heat and humidity most of the year. They become used to those weather conditions and can handle the heat and humidity better than someone from Ohio or New Hampshire. But what happens when the South experiences cold weather? A clip posted on YouTube, in a hilarious documentary style, captured several southerners as they experienced temperatures below their norm. Of course, their actions are exaggerated for comedic purposes, but by how much? If freezing temperatures are not what youre used to, how would you respond? Would you be prepared for something that only happens maybe once or twice a year? Either way, this clip is absolutely hysterical, and itll be one that youll find yourself laughing to long after it ends. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nate Bargatzes strong anti-lake stance will have you cracking up. The popular funnyman has staked out a firm position on that body of water, and its not a positive one either. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Nate explain why he is very much against lakes and being out on them. Everyone likes the water. When the temperature warms, one of the most popular outdoor activities is to enjoy the water. That could mean heading to a beach to take a swim in the ocean or heading to a water park to try out their latest and greatest water slide. Additionally, it could mean enjoying a relaxing evening on the lake, taking in the beautiful scenery. Well, as it turns out, not everyone does, in fact, enjoy the water. Nate is not a big fan of all kinds of bodies of water. Specifically, Nate hates lakes and is totally against being on them for any amount of time. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate explained why he is so opposed to lakes. His reasons for his dislike of lakes will have you laughing and may even have you nodding along as he makes some excellent points about them. If he has to be on a lake, he would prefer a vessel that moves rather slowly and is very quiet. But he confesses that, from his experience, that has never been the case. I mean, its her boat, its five hours, he said. You just sit in the back of it - Be! Be! Be! Be! Be! No one can talk; its just chaos. I mean, stuff is flying everywhere. Im sore for a month, just, like, Is that from the boat? Later in the clip, he added how out on the lake, its pretty much anarchy. Theres no rules on the lake, he said. Its just the wild West. Everybody drives as fast as they want. Theres only sudden turns made out there. Everybody driving a boat is either drunk or 11. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This was on the evening of December 24th, and those of us who went out were a first cousin and me who get along really well, we were just hanging out and I thought of doing a ponytail since my cousin is bald hehe.

My mom, who was born and currently lives in Jamaica had never experienced winter weather before. She spent the holidays with me and my husband in West Hartford, Connecticut. We got over 8 inches of snow and during the snowfall, I recorded her reaction seeing snow for the very first time at 63 years old.

A few days before Christmas, my husband and I were traveling through the airport on our way to Florida when something magical happened. I was feeling anxious about flying after a long year, when suddenly Buddy the Elf and Jovie appeared out of nowhere. At first we thought it was just airport noise, until we turned around and realized they were fully in character and spreading Christmas cheer. They were gone in less than a minute, but they instantly lifted my spirits and turned a stressful travel day into pure holiday magic. Credit: VIVDbeautybar

Every year for Christmas I prank my parents. It gives everyone a good laugh and memories. This year, I bought a 500 piece puzzle and wrapped every single piece for them to open. It took about 6 hours but worth it!

My toddler decided to get a banana off of the counter. He pushed a chair so he could climb. He changed his mind on the banana and climbed down. He got stuck on his journey down. I started recording as soon as I heard "I stuck!" Because I knew it was gonna be good. Credit: @noahbeandip

We had a problem with the stroller getting stuck in the snow, so I made a snow plow to fix it. I thought it was a fun idea and made a video of it.

We all work together at a salon called Oliver and Company in Gainesville, GA. For our work party, we played White Elephant with a “regift” theme — meaning spend $0. I’ve had a couple of traffic cones sitting in my garage for years and wanted them gone, so I wrapped those up (don’t worry, they’re not stolen). Everyone was completely caught off guard and thought it was hilarious. Credit: Lauren Remillard @laurenhremillard