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John Crist on MLB team mascots will have you cracking up. The popular funnyman has a unique and hilarious bit about some strange mascots in Major League Baseball and offers possible name changes. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what team name John has a problem with and what he would change them to if he could. It's been said that there isnt anything more American than apple pie and baseball. Like a lot of sayings and adages, Id challenge the validity of the claim being made in that statement. What about those people who arent fans of either of those things? How about someone who likes apple pie but not baseball, or vice versa? Are they somehow not as American as someone who does like apple pie and baseball? Either way, many people enjoy baseball, Americas pastime (something else I would argue that isnt necessarily true). They love going out to those delicately and intricately manicured fields to watch their favorite player or team, and if they dont win, well, then its a shame. Hey, but even if they do lose, at least you still have that box of crackerjacks, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, John lists several gripes about Major League Baseball. Specifically, his complaints concern a couple of the teams names. As he states, they are strange and completely out of left field (pun intended) and do not invoke any kind of fear in their opponent. We lost the Indians, John says. We lost the Indians. Whats the Indians new mascot? Does anybody know? The Guardians. Cleveland Guardians? Yall know what a guardian is? A guy who goes, Be home by 10 p.m., and you go, Shut up, youre not my real dad. Later in the video, he mentions another team with a rather lame and uninspiring mascot and offers up a suggestion for what they might consider changing it to. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Comedian Erica Rhodes hilariously proved that TV is dead. Its becoming clearer every day that, by and large, people do not watch television anymore. Watch this short but hysterical clip to see how this comedian inadvertently showed that people are not watching television. For the last several years, its been said repeatedly that more and more people are cutting the cord and that television is on its last legs. Nowhere has this been more apparent than in local television news stations. Who wants to watch a television broadcast at a specific time when you can go online and get the very same news hours before the newscast airs? Instead of watching television, everyone has turned to streaming. Those popular streaming platforms, of course, allow people to watch what they want when they want. The user is in control of the schedule, and who doesnt want that? They dont have to wait for a specific time or wade through annoying, poorly made commercials. In a clip posted on YouTube, Erica, during her stand-up routine, asked one simple, straightforward question and inadvertently showed that no one was watching television. I was recently on Americas Got Talent, thats true, she said. Yeah! Thank you! Did anyone see it? When she asked the audience if anyone saw her appearance on Americas Got Talent, things got real quiet real fast. You literally could have heard a pin drop. No one made a sound. Erica, in response to the audiences unexpected reaction, told a series of hysterical jokes about how people are no longer watching television. If you didnt think TV was dead before, now we know, OK? she said. Even my friends were like, How do we watch it? I was like, Its on TV. Theyre like, Where? Wheres TV? Its on the thing. How do we sign up? Do you have to download something? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This comedians first shift as a garbage man will have you cracking up. The funnyman, Charlie Berens, tried his hand as a sanitation worker, picking up trash for the city of Milwaukee, but things did not go well. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see why Charlies time as a sanitation worker will likely be quite short. Starting a new job is both an exciting and anxiety-filled situation. Everyone wants to get off on the right foot, impressing their new co-workers with their skill and knowledge, hoping to show others why they were hired. Also, there is a pretty significant fear that we wont impress others, and that they may even question how we managed to get the position. Of course, there are things we can do to make sure things get off on the right foot. For starters, showing up to work on time is simple, but it shows that we respect the job and everyone elses time. No one wants to work with someone who is chronically late. Also, adhering to the rules and workplace etiquette will go a long way toward earning others respect. However, those are just two of the many things Charlie had difficulty with during his first shift as a garbage man. Luckily, Charlies time as a Milwaukee sanitation worker was caught on camera, and that skit was posted on YouTube. Moments into his first shift, Charlie was already a major disappointment as a garbage man. So, Charlie showed up 15 minutes late and spent the next half hour apologizing for it, Derek, an actual garbage man, said. Yeah, I got a touch of the Catholic guilt, Charlie said. My motto is Say sorry first, figure out why later. From that point forward, things went from bad to worse for Charlie. He was told that anything in the trash cans had to be thrown away, but he kept finding things that he wanted to take home. By the end of his shift, he had a nice little collection of items. Hey, whats one mans trash is another mans treasure, right? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This woman hilariously demonstrates what can and often does happen when a Southern mom gets in the drive-thru line. Her comments and reactions will have you laughing long after the video ends. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how mothers in the South are likely to react when its their turn to place their order in the drive-thru at a fast-food restaurant. We could all do better to eat less fast food and consume a healthier, more nutritious diet. While it might hit the spot at times, its not exactly the healthiest food in the world. Nevertheless, picking up dinner from McDonalds or from Burger King on the way home can often be the most efficient, convenient way to feed that family. After deciding where to pick up dinner, several other major questions must then be answered. Most importantly, of course, is figuring out what everyone wants to eat. This, as every parent knows, can be absolute chaos and be enough to push the most sane, well-adjusted person to the brink. Everyone has to have this without that, or that without this. Then what happens if the order you receive is incorrect? Do you head back to the restaurant, or do you head home with the erroneous order? In a clip posted on YouTube, one mother answers all these questions in the most hilarious way. The drive-thru even pushes and tests this Southern mothers resolve, especially when it comes to her precious sweet tea. Placing the order for everyone in the car is a high-pressure situation that can cause people to break and buckle. The kids often struggle to articulate what they want to eat. At the same time, you have the person on the other end of the microphone demanding your order, and if that wasnt enough, the other drivers are waiting behind you, looking to place their order, too. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Derrick Stroup thinks Kansas is the best place for prisons. The popular funnyman believes that the Sunflower State should be home to all of the countrys correctional facilities, and his reason why is hysterical. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear why Derrick thinks everyone currently behind bars should be in a facility located in Kansas. The United States of America, as its been said many times before, is a nation of laws. These pieces of legislation specifically mention what is and wasnt permissible. Now, depending on the location in the country, the laws and ordinances may vary slightly. But for the most part, they are uniform. Now, when those laws are not adhered to, there are consequences for those who break them, most of the time, anyway. Of course, those repercussions could very likely, depending on the severity of the offense, include spending some time behind bars in one of the countrys many prisons, which are located in several states. However, Derrick says Kansas is the perfect place for all of the countrys prisons. While some Kansas residents might feel differently, Derrick, in a clip posted on YouTube, provides his hysterical rationale for thinking the Sunflower State is ideal for prisoners. Kansas is the flattest place Ive ever been, he said. I mean, it really is. I do feel like every prison in the country should be in Kansas. You could watch an inmate run away all weekend. Later in the clip, Derrick imagined what guards in a Kansas prisons watchtower talk about whenever they see a prisoner manage to escape from the correctional facility. The guards, as Derrick imagines, wouldnt take any action but would instead watch to see what the inmate does. Eventually, the escaped convict would realize there is nothing in the plains of Kansas and eventually make their way back to the prison themselves. Hebrews 13:3 Keep in mind those who are in chains, as if you were chained with them, and those who are in trouble, as being yourselves in the body.

A teacher included some hilarious and relatable email sign-offs in his sent messages. Its likely that, to many educators and those who work in other fields, they will completely understand where he is coming from. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how the teacher chose to end his emails. Where would we be without the ability to communicate? Wed be in a very different place, thats for sure. Relationships, and really, everything else, would be much more challenging, if not impossible, without some way to talk to each other. Likely, wed probably all be sitting around staring at one another, trying to figure out somehow to express our thoughts and feelings. Thankfully, we do have the ability and the means to express ourselves. In fact, we have seemingly endless ways to tell and show someone how we feel at any given moment. Technological advancements have made instant communication possible and something we take for granted. We can send text messages, and if someone does not respond within a couple of minutes, we get a little agitated. But thats one of the many forms of communication people use on a daily basis. A clip posted on YouTube captures a teacher using another form of communication to get his point across. At the end of each email, the teacher writes, he comes up with a unique email sign-off that accurately expresses what hes feeling and thinking at the moment. Most of them mention how exasperated and overwhelmed he is at the time. He types up several truly hilarious ones, with some of the best ones being crying in my car, fighting the good fight, sent with 47 tabs open and with stress and concern. Which ones were your favorite and had you laughing out loud? Of course, these dont just apply to teachers, but to everyone, as we can all relate to the state of mind and situations that might lead someone to write those statements. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

A comedian shared why taking the bus to school was an education in itself. The funnyman, Derrick Stroup, mentioned there is a stark difference between people who rode the bus to school and those who did not. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Derrick point out some of the differences between bus riders and non-bus riders. Getting an education is important and necessary. The knowledge we acquire will go a long way in determining how financially successful we are in life. Want a good job with fantastic hours and amazing benefits? Studying and learning as much as possible will greatly increase the odds of you landing that coveted position. However, before someone can get an education, they must first reach the place where facts and figures are dispensed. Thats why most school districts in the country have buses to bring students to and from school. But, like most things in life, just because its available, that doesnt mean you have to use it. Instead, some parents may choose to take their children to school themselves. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, Derrick stated that he can spot a bus rider and someone who didnt ride the school bus from a mile away. He added that several factors help him make his quick determination. I was a bus rider growing up, Derrick announced. I think that helped mold who I am today. Some of yall were car riders. I know it when I meet you. Your hands are soft. No, youre not built like a bus rider. He added that those who were given car rides to school started their days with love and words of affirmation. Those who rode the school bus, on the other hand, received death threats, imploring them not to miss the bus as it came by. He compared the bus to the internet before the internet was widely available. The further back you moved on the bus, the more information you learned. It was Google on wheels, he said. And the further you went on the back of that bus, the deeper in the internet you got. That last row was the dark web, my man. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Carl Burnetts surprise medical is comedy gold. The comedic legend underwent an examination without her knowledge in this classic and hysterical skit. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see how Carol reacted to undergoing a medical examination that caused her to think something else was going on in this skit from The Carol Burnett Show. No one enjoys going to the doctor. The physician may be a perfectly nice and personable person, but that still doesnt make trips to see them any more enjoyable. Getting poked, prodded and then being charged for the whole awful experience is no ones idea of a good time. There are many different and better ways to spend our precious time than seeing the doctor. While getting that annual check-up is necessary, that doesnt mean we enjoy the process. Thats why, given how people feel about seeing a doctor, theres a natural aversion and reluctance to scheduling those appointments. Even when its clear that seeing a doctor would benefit us, some still resist going. That was where Carol was in a skit from The Carol Burnett Show. In a clip posted on YouTube, she was feeling tired and run-down, and even with plenty of sleep, she still couldnt shake it. However, she refused to see the doctor. So, Carols husband, played by Harvey Korman, brought the doctor to her without her knowing. He had a golf buddy, who happened to be a doctor, come over and examine her without telling her what he was doing. This could only end badly, right? Through a series of strange and awkward movements, the undercover doctor examined her eyes, ears, and throat, tested her reflexes and even listened to her heart. Of course, this gave Carol pause, prompting her to question what was going on. She thought this man had less-than-honorable intentions. Carols reactions to the doctors actions will have you rolling with laughter. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

These proven teaching facts are too relatable for every educator. Its likely that most teachers have experienced these exact same situations more than once in their careers. Watch this short but hysterical clip to hear what this teacher name these undeniable, scientifically proven facts of teaching. Teaching is an incredibly important position. The men and women who work in the education field are literally touching, molding and shaping the next generation. What they say, do, and how they act and come across in the classroom will have long-lasting repercussions. The students might pay attention to words said in the classroom (as every teacher undoubtedly knows), but they are always watching what you do and how you act. Now, while teaching is a crucial position in society, it is, at the end of the day, still a job. It comes with ups and downs. Teachers have good days and bad days; times when they love their jobs and instances when they wish they did anything but teach. As such, one teacher has compiled a list of what he considers 100 percent, scientifically proven facts about the teaching profession in a clip posted on YouTube. Some of these facts are likely very familiar to teachers. Whether youre an educator or not, you will still find yourself laughing at what this teacher says are truths about his job. The only time you dont write your objective on the board is when the principal is going to do a drop-in observation, he said. His next fact involves how the students will react when this or that happens. If you have perfect directions written, your students arent going to read it, he added. But if you have one typo in your directions, the students are all going to read it, and let you know you made a mistake, but still not follow the directions. These are only two of his many facts about the teaching profession that will have you laughing out loud. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

John Crist mentioned the time when his mother mentioned she would be ordering food in Spanish. The popular comedian said his mom wanted to try out her Spanish in a Mexican restaurant. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how John reacted when his mother made this announcement. An education is something that will never be complete. It does not matter how many degrees someone holds; there will always be more to learn. Its impossible to know and acquire all the facts and figures that exist. Its for that reason that we should all be lifelong learners. One way to enhance our knowledge and challenge ourselves is to learn a new language. There are dozens, possibly even hundreds of languages; pick one and get started. Being able to communicate with people is an important and invaluable skill, especially when you can do it in more than one language. However, John was not too keen on his mother trying to show off her knowledge of Spanish. She said she wanted to place her order in Spanish, stating that she wanted to immerse herself in the culture. John pleaded with her not to attempt this, stating that Chuys was not exactly the place to put this information and skill to use. And this is what I told her, I go, Ok, Mom, he said. Shes like, Why cant I order in Spanish? I go, What other ethnic restaurant would that be acceptable for you to do? Later in the clip, John made the point that people would not enter a Chinese restaurant and do the same thing. No, I said, What other ethnic restaurant could you, would that be appropriate to do? You wouldnt walk into a Chinese restaurant, Oh, I have the wonton soup. You wouldnt, no. Hilariously, he then flips the situation around and asks how Caucasians would feel if someone of a different race entered a Cracker Barrel and ordered in a heavy Southern accent. How mad would you be if you were sitting at a Cracker Barrel, some Latino guy sat next to you and goes, I reckon I get some biscuits and a sweet tea? John asked. 1 Corinthians 14:9 So, if you, in using a strange tongue, say words which have no sense, how will anyone take in what you are saying? For you will be talking in the air.

This womans list of the things that should be outlawed is pure gold. Her listing of annoyances that ought to be ruled illegal immediately is hard to argue against. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear her catalog of irritating activities and behaviors she is firmly opposed to and wants legislation to outlaw them as soon as possible. People are often strange and mystifying beings. As history has demonstrated, human beings are capable of being incredibly and needlessly cruel and inflicting significant pain on one another. On the other hand, people can be surprisingly loving and kind to each other. We see examples of both types of behavior every day, nearly everywhere we look. Hopefully, we will see more people be kind, but I fear that may not be the case. Additionally, people can be incredibly inconsiderate and do terribly annoying, grating things. There are some people who, for whatever reason, believe the world revolves around them and everyone else should adjust their lives according to their desires and wants. That type of mentality is incredibly off-putting, to say the least. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman names things, activities and behaviors that should cease immediately. In fact, she calls on lawmakers to draft legislation to make them illegal immediately. And once you hear what she wants outlawed, youll find yourself completely in agreement and also laughing. Some of what she suggests involves inconsiderate phone-related behaviors, and others are more social media activities. Things that should be illegal, but they aint, she said. Replying with the letter K, straight to jail. Using speaker phone in public phone confiscated permanently, she said. Posting vague drama on social media, and saying, Dont ask, she said. Just why? We really want to know. Watching a video on full volume in a public waiting room, she added. You deserve a public shaming ceremony. See, its hard to argue that she is wrong with any of these. We all find every one of these behaviors incredibly annoying. Philippians 2:3 Doing nothing through envy or through pride, but with low thoughts of self, let everyone take others to be better than himself;

This comedian believes you should reassess those healthy choices youve made. The funnyman Derrick Stroup feels that now is the time to throw caution and healthy alternatives to the wind. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why he thinks this way, and why he thinks anyone who exercises also has issues. No one is going to live forever. As morbid and depressing as it may sound, death is inevitable for everyone, and there is nothing we can do to change that simple, straightforward fact. It is going to happen to all of us at some point. Our bodies and our time on this earth are temporary. Eventually, our time will run out. Yes, we might be able to improve and extend our lives by eating healthily, getting plenty of exercise and getting the proper amount of sleep. But no matter how much you do this or that, time will win out in the end. It remains undefeated, and it always will have that perfect record. However, one comedian feels that even attempting to live a health-conscious life is completely and totally in vain. Why eat healthy? Now, according to Derrick, it is the time you want. Indulge in those delicious desires and eat as you please. Why does he feel this way? Listen, you should be eating whatever you want, Derrick said in a clip posted on YouTube. The worlds on fire. If you watch the news and go, Ill take a kale salad, youre sick in the head, man. Theres no better time than now to put gravy on your salad. Later in the clip, he mentioned that exercise is also a pointless activity. You got people exercising, he said. I think thats crazy, too. You want to live to be 100 to see how this movie ends? You got problems, man. Im not saying off yourself, Im saying go out the old-fashioned way, you know? Be like 83 years old, weed eating in the yard, and you go, Ka, Ka, Ka, I think thats it. Romans 6:23 For the reward of sin is death; but what God freely gives is eternal life in Jesus Christ our Lord.

This woman shared what happens and what is said when Southerners discuss fishing. Her sharp, quick-witted and likely relatable comments will, without a doubt, have you laughing hysterically long after the video ends. Watch the short but hilarious clip to learn what can happen when Southerners go and even discuss fishing. Having pastimes or hobbies is necessary. Life can get stressful, and those concerns and stressors can weigh heavily, even making it feel as if the weight of the world is resting on the shoulders. Thats when those activities can and do come in handy. They help get our minds off our present circumstances and struggles, and if its only for a few moments, that can do wonders for our physical and emotional well-being. Now, when it comes to selecting a pastime or a hobby, there are many different options. Many people prefer going out on the links for a round of golf, reading a good book or even knitting. Of course, those are only a sampling of the hobbies in which people choose to participate. Still, others might enjoy the peace and quiet that comes with sitting on the dock, their rod resting in the lake, as they silently wait for a fish to come along and take the bait. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman hilariously shares what is often said when people who call the South home go and discuss fishing. Moments in the clip, and you will find yourself literally laughing out loud. Ole Billy Bob found my fishing hole, and now I got to find a new best friend, she said. If the fish aint biting, you blame the weather, she added. Oh, his boat costs more than his house, and hes still catching fish the size of a chicken nugget, the woman stated. Give a man a fish, and hell eat for a day, she said. Teach a man to fish, and hell buy a boat he cant afford. Matthew 4:19 And he said to them, Come after me, and I will make you fishers of men.

This hysterical welcome home sign had one father in stitches. Once dad saw the poster greeting him as he got off the plane, he couldnt keep it together. Watch the short, but hilarious clip to see the fathers reaction and read the message on the sign. Traveling and exploring new and exotic locations is something most people enjoy. Who doesnt like going on trips and getting a little rest and relaxation while working on your tan? But after a while, no matter how great our vacation spot, we all start to yearn for home. We want and need to return to the place we know best, to get back into a routine. Home, as they say, is where the heart resides. Its a familiar and safe location, and most importantly, its where the people we love the most in this world also happen to live. Come to think of it, what could be better than home? Well, what about the people you love the most greeting you upon your return home with a sign that immediately sends you into hysterics? In a clip posted on YouTube, a father was captured at the airport returning from a trip. As he walked through the airport, he noticed his son carrying a sign. Now, on this sign in his sons hands was a message welcoming home. But it wasnt just any message, saying how much he loved and missed his father. It was something very different and unexpected. The sign read, Welcome Home From Prison. Im Your Son! Thats one way to welcome your father home following his time away. Regardless of whether you were the boys father or just another passenger walking through the airport, if you saw a child holding that sign, how could you keep from bursting out laughing? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Dustin Nickerson gave an honest and hilarious take on his days as a youth pastor. The funnyman shared that she spent several years working as a youth pastor and learned quite a few things. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Dustin talk about being a youth pastor and what he learned about teenagers as a result. Over the course of ones working life, odds are they will have had several jobs and positions. The days of someone staying in one job with the same company for 30 and 40 years are long gone. Now, some of those may be related in one way or another, while some people may have worked jobs that dont seem to be connected in any discernible way. Regardless of what someone does for a living, they will no doubt gain knowledge and information that will assist them in their next job, whatever that may be. It could be something as transferable and helpful as knowing how to deal with a particular troubling situation or how to best handle an upset, irate customer. There are learning opportunities literally everywhere; its just a matter of understanding what was learned and when. In a clip posted on social media, Dustin says that he actually worked as a youth pastor for nearly a decade. For seven years, he ministered to youngsters. But as he confessed, he was not the greatest youth pastor in the world, and there was one big reason for that. I was a youth pastor for seven years, and I was terrible at it cause I dont like teenagers, he said. It was the teenage boys. Like, an eighth-grade boy. Youre like, What is this smell? They smell sour. They smell like behind an Applebees. Not every job is going to be perfect, and it sounds like while Dustin gave it a good shot, he was probably meant to do something else. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This comedian has a hilarious reason why he says to consider marrying someone from Kansas. The surprising and unexpected reason why he believes Kansas is the best state to select a spouse from will have you rolling with laughter. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why those who are single might want to look into Kansas. Marriage is a big, life-changing commitment. Its not something to be entered into lightly, that is for sure. Its a vow, a lifelong promise to remain with someone, regardless of what life may throw at you. As the officiant of the ceremony often says, only death can and should separate those two individuals. However, before standing at the altar and reciting those vows, its important to make sure its the right person. While its impossible to predict the future, getting to know that person as much as possible before popping the question is a good idea. Again, marriage is not something to be entered into lightly or without much prayer and consideration. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Derrick Stroup offers some helpful advice for those who are single and are seeking a spouse. He suggests investigating a specific area, one of the countrys 50 states, for a possible spouse, and his reasoning could not be more surprising and hilarious. Everybody should get a partner from Kansas, he said. Yeah, no. Theyre very easy to impress. Shes from a town of 88 people. I show her a five-story building, shes like, Howd they get up there, you know? Im like, Elevators, baby. Im going to show you the world. Later in the clip, he mentioned that he took his better half to New York City. It was her first time in the Big Apple, and she made a hilarious, but understandable mistake, especially if youve never been to such a big city before. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.