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The hysterical sounds of a Southern yard sale are unlike any youve ever heard. What youre likely to hear when at a yard sale in the Southern part of the United States will have you cracking up. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what you are likely to hear if you ever find yourself at a yard sale in the South. Every region in the United States has its own charm and quirks, things that help set it apart from everywhere else in the country. But if youve ever spent any time in the South, you know things are very different compared to the Northeast, the Northwest, the West Coast and even the Midwest. Visiting the Southern part of the United States of America is a whole experience unto itself. What happens there likely will not be replicated or duplicated anywhere else you go. These encounters will stay with you for a while, including what you will hear and see if you happen to visit a yard sale. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman spouts several truly hysterical lines in hilarious, rapid-fire fashion. What she says, according to the title of her video, is what you are sure to hear when visiting a yard sale in the South. You might walk up hoping to find some treasures for a bargain, but its clear from what she says, you will walk away with so much more, and it will not cost you a thing. If it smells like cats and Bengay, youre in the right place, she said. Dont haggle on a $1 item, its already cheaper than dirt. She added. Yes, the clothes smell like mothballs, she said. Its the smell of a bargain. These are only a few of the truly hysterical things she says in the short clip, but its clear that each one of them is full of knowledge and wisdom that will help if you ever stop by a yard sale in the South. Proverbs 18:15 The heart of the man of good sense gets knowledge; the ear of the wise is searching for knowledge.

Aaron Weber made a hysterical and awkward move at a Mexican restaurant. The popular funnymans action took place when he was placing his order, and it will have you laughing long after the clip ends. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what he did as he told the waiter what he wanted to eat. When it comes to dining out, there are plenty of options. In America, we have been blessed with restaurants specializing in just about any cuisine you can imagine. Likely, there are even places that have some that you are unfamiliar with. So, whatever youre in the mood for, there is a high probability that a restaurant nearby can satisfy that craving. Now, of course, everyone, without a doubt, has their favorite spot. However, for whatever reason, most people seem to absolutely love Mexican food. Thats fine, but my only complaint is that most Mexican dishes are slathered in cheese, of which I am not a fan (Yes, I know thats strange). Nevertheless, despite my dietary objections, many people still love eating at Mexican restaurants. Aaron Weber is one of those people. In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron talks about his love of Mexican food. He specifically mentioned that he had recently eaten at one. When it came time to decide on his meal and place his order, he did so by saying hed have the Pollo Especial. Now, Im not the most knowledgeable person when it comes to Spanish, but even I know pollo means chicken. However, Aaron felt the need to explain this to his Mexican waiter, and it sounds like it didnt go over really well. The server responded, Yeah, I know. Ive been thinking about that all week, he said. I translated for that guy. Thats how that came across. You know what that looked like from his perspective? Some dirtbag comes in, Ill have the pollo especial, and I dont know if you took three years of Spanish like I did. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes recalled flying on a small plane. The popular comedian remembered her time when she flew on a tiny aircraft, and its clear, from her comments, that its something shell never do again. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear her look back on the time when her plane was much smaller than normal. Flying is a fear for many people. Whether its the heights or that they believe they will crash into a mountain or the engine will stop operating mid-flight, flying causes many people a fair amount of anxiety. Its a completely understandable fear. You're moving hundreds of miles per hour thousands of feet in the sky; if anything were to go wrong with the aircraft, odds are youre not going to make it. Feel better about flying now? Anyway, most people who fly do so on those massive planes out of those large airports located in metropolitan areas across the country. That is typically the way it goes, but less populated areas do have airports as well. However, they usually cannot accommodate a 747, a 757 or something like that. Instead, its usually the much smaller planes that are all they can handle. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah was headed to a smaller town, so she had to take a much smaller plane than she was used to. Lets say her fear of flying started making its way to the surface, and its not a situation that she will probably be repeating anytime in the near future. It just had two propellers out front, she said. As you step onto the plane, you got to take turns spinning the propeller. I took my seat assignment. It said, shotgun. Later in the clip, Anjelah mentioned how an announcement made on the flight did not make her feel any better. But on this plane, we got a different announcement, she said. It sounded more like, Stephanie, were coming in. Stephanie? Whats this, a family-owned plane? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This comedians college survival trick will have you rolling with laughter. He figured out what he thought was the perfect solution to getting around all that required reading. Watch the short, but hysterical clip to hear and learn all about his tactic for outsmarting the professors. An education is something that is never truly complete. Regardless of how many degrees or certificates someone may or may not have, they will still not know all that there is to know. There will always be more facts, figures and knowledge available. Its impossible to know everything, and anyone who says otherwise is either badly mistaken or incredibly nave. Most people, after graduating from high school, will go on to further their education in some way. For many people, that means college. Now, as those who have attended college for any amount of time know, college is a big step from high school. The amount of work and time required to be successful in the classroom increases significantly. College courses will be challenging and, to be honest, thats the way it should be because when something is difficult, thats when theres growth. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, one comedian, Dennis Regan, realized he would have to up his game. However, he did not want to do all the assigned reading, but he didnt want the professors to know he didnt do the work. So, instead, he came up with a hilarious, foolproof way to trick the professors into thinking he might have done the reading. So, in college, I needed a different strategy, a different tactic, because I didnt want to study or do the assignments or anything like that, he said. So, Id come up with smart questions that would make me sound smart to the teachers, you know? He then gives an example of a question he might have asked in class. His long, drawn-out question involves him saying nearly every six- or seven-syllable word in existence. It may not have made any sense, but it sounded good. Proverbs 18:15 The heart of the man of good sense gets knowledge; the ear of the wise is searching for knowledge.

Josh Sneed has revealed the hysterical secrets of elite people watching. The funnyman enjoys watching and observing people, and would consider himself an exceptional, an elite people watcher. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Josh has learned and experienced during his people-watching adventures. Human beings are interesting creatures. You might think you know how someone will respond and react in any given situation, but then they go and do something that completely throws you for a loop. Often, it leaves you baffled, wondering why they did this or that. But hey, thats a human being for you. If youve never done a fair share of people watching, you have to do it. There are a lot of unique people in this world, to say the least. You can never be sure what they will do, and odds are that you will not see anything too out there, but then you might. You never know. Because he is a comedian, Josh is an observer of humanity. Comedians often spot the strange things we often overlook, and then, hilariously, comment on what theyve witnessed out in the world. In a clip posted on YouTube, Josh shares what he has spotted as an avid, elite people-watcher. In addition to detailing his adventures and what he has seen, he also shares some rules and tips for anyone looking to become a people watcher. I dont know if you like to people watch, he said. But Im a huge fan. Its free, you know? You just sit there with someone you love and talk about the folks walking by for a couple hours. And Gatlinburg is prime pickings. I mean, get your camera ready, youre going to see someone that you like enough to want to share them with others. Josh will have you laughing long after this clip ends. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A chase ended with the suspect in cuffs, and with the responding officer laughing hysterically. The police officer was bound and determined to apprehend the unexpected suspect, who momentarily evaded law enforcement. Watch the short, but hilarious clip to see who the officer was chasing, and his response once the criminal was in custody. The men and women in law enforcement have difficult jobs. They see and experience things that would likely turn most peoples stomachs and lead to nightmares for months at a time. Officers are usually the first people on the scene whenever there is a fatal car wreck, a deadly shooting, a housefire, domestic disturbances and more. So, understanding the challenges and difficulties that come with a position in law enforcement, being a police officer in Florida has to be nearly unbearable. Why? Well, anytime you hear about something crazy and absolutely insane happening, more times than not, it takes place in the Sunshine State. Perhaps its the close proximity to the ocean and the continual sunshine and warm weather that makes people crazy? Anyway, police officers in Florida have probably seen things you wouldnt believe. A clip posted on YouTube shows a police officer in hot pursuit of an emu. Yes, you read that correctly. The officer was chasing the large bird that had escaped and was refusing to obey the officers orders. Interesting, Im in pursuit of an emu, the officer said. Im currently behind the emu. Hes running back, southbound in the middle of the road. He had to have known how ridiculous that sounded as soon as it left his mouth. Eventually, after chasing down the suspect, the officer slaps a pair of cuffs on the criminals legs. Its clear that the bird does not appreciate the move. Understandably, given the insanity of the situation, the officer started laughing. I imagine that when he woke up that morning, he didnt envision he would be slapping a pair of handcuffs on an emu. Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moves, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Greg Warren gave a hysterical takedown of hotel email follow-ups. The popular funnyman is not a fan of them, to say the least. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what he said about them and why he is so opposed to those customer surveys. Keeping customers happy and satisfied is a big component and a need for nearly every business. If those customers are unhappy with a company for any reason, they will likely go elsewhere next time, which is not good for any business. Not only will the business lose that customer, but how many other people will that person tell about their less-than-satisfactory experience? It's for that reason that so many businesses follow up by text, phone or email to gauge customers experience on their latest visit. Businesses want to know where and how they fell short and how they can improve. This seems like a no-brainer when it comes to running a business. Keep customers happy while aiming to secure repeat business. Well, it appears that not everyone is a fan of businesses following up. In a clip posted on social media, Greg mentioned that he absolutely despises follow-up email surveys from hotels. What he said about them, and why he doesnt like them, will have you cracking up and likely reconsidering them the next time you receive one. And these survey questions, theyre very pointed, he said. Its not, How did you like the Holiday Inn? Its When you checked in, were you greeted by the front desk? Did they offer you Just ask me what you want to ask me. Should we fire Carol? I see whats going on here. You guys dont have any managers on staff, so you want me to be a tattletale. You want me to tell on Carol. Later in the clip, he mentioned that those surveys do not respect your time and that they keep getting longer and longer, eating up more of it as they go. Soon enough, he says the survey will move to the essay portion, asking you to write a novel about your time at their hotel. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Greg Warrens hysterical plea to Reeses management. The popular funnyman had an important, time-sensitive message he needed to get across to those who own and operate Reeses: The Hershey Company. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear his message, which will have you laughing out loud and agreeing with him. We should always be on the lookout for ways to improve and stretch ourselves. Most people have a massive fear of doing this, either because they believe they will fail or if they do fail, they fear what others will think of them. But cowering in the corner, afraid to fail, is no way to live life. How do we know what we are capable of doing until we try? While all of this is true for individuals, for businesses, its usually best to go the other route. Businesses are always looking to improve what they do or make. They are constantly refining, looking for ways to cut waste and become more efficient. Basically, businesses do what they do and continue to do it as best as possible. Stepping outside that box and trying to do something else can be dangerous and expensive. In a clip posted on social media, Greg was not happy with Reese and had something he wanted to get off his chest. He needed to let The Hershey Company know how he felt about their latest product. Some peanut butters just think they can jump in the game, like Reeses. Remember when Reeses all of a sudden said, Were a peanut butter, you know? he said. Im sure they were thinking, Hey, were a candy bar with peanut butter with a main ingredient. How hard could it be to just peanut butter? Real hard, Reeses, OK? Were going to find out what its like to stand on your own. You dont have chocolate to hide behind over here. Later in the clip, he got even more direct and straightforward. Be a candy, he said. Thats what you are. Just be a candy! You dont see Ring Pop trying to get in the jewelry business. 1 Corinthians 10:31So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

This comedians story about a confused doctor is pure gold. The physician had no idea what the funnyman was talking about, and its hilarious. Watch the short, but hysterical, clip to hear what happened when the doctor clearly didn't understand the joke. Where would we be without doctors and the many other men and women who work in the medical field? Thats an extremely frightening scenario to consider. Of course, wed be much worse off, and no doubt, have much shorter lifespans. Doctors are blessed with skills and knowledge that improve and extend their patients lives. However, as great as we can all agree doctors are, they, likely everyone else, have things they could improve upon. Its often said that doctors are aloof and struggle to connect with their patients. While this can and does help them remain objective and provide the best possible medical care, sometimes a patient needs someone to reassure them and explain hard-to-understand medical concepts and procedures in laypersons terms. Also, dont be so blunt and straightforward all the time. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Michael McIntyre recounted his hysterical interaction with a doctor who is obviously not the warm-and-fuzzy type. The hilarious video begins with Michael mentioning that he had recently suffered several injuries one to his shoulder and his knee. To repair his shoulder, Michael visited a doctor who fixed him up and made him as good as new. For his knee issue, he entered the hospital, and to his surprise, he spotted the same doctor who had handled his shoulder. After his momentary shock at seeing the same doctor, the interaction between the doctor and Michael was hilarious. Michael, being a comedian, made a joke, and astonishingly, the doctor did not get it. Instead, the doctor, according to Michaels retelling, quickly became frustrated and annoyed. Sometimes, it helps to be able to take a joke. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This teacher changed up her routine slightly and told her class two jokes, including one involving Star Wars. Instead of just one, the students in this educators class got two laugh-out-loud jokes. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear the teachers jokes and the students reactions to both punchlines. Who doesnt love a good joke every now and then? What could be better than having a reason to laugh and smile? What about having two reasons to laugh and smile? That would definitely count, as we all could use more laughter and humor in our lives. The ever-popular and classic dad jokes always bring smiles wherever they are recited or heard. In addition to the many laughs that come with those types of jokes, inevitably, plenty of eye rolls, moans and groans will follow as well. Why? Well, if youre familiar with dad jokes at all, you know they are often incredibly corny, employing puns and playing off words in their punchlines. In a clip posted on YouTube, a teacher who tells the elementary students in her class one dad joke every day changed things up a bit. Theres nothing wrong with disrupting a routine every once in a while. So, instead of telling the youngsters just one eye-rolling joke, the kids were treated to two jokes. The first one was about Elon Musk and a lemur, and the big, noticeable difference between the two. The children tried their darndest to figure out the punchline to this one, with one student coming very close to giving the correct response. Instead, the educator had to tell them the punchline. Her second joke, which I believe was the far superior one, had to do with the legendary and beloved Star Wars film franchise. If you think a little bit about this one, youll probably figure this one out before she serves up the punchline. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

It is easy to put on "spiritual glasses" and ignore the hard parts of life Real faith is not denial Sometimes, clarity hurts before it heals

This educators hysterical guide decodes teacher speak. When teachers say these common phrases and statements, this is what they actually mean, according to this teacher. Watch the short but hilarious clip that will have you laughing and give you a better understanding of teachers at the same time. Teaching is an important and noble profession. Those men and women who work in the educational field touch and impact young lives every single day. What they say, do and how they act in the classroom will have a major influence on the next generation. There arent many other jobs that have a bigger impact on the future. However, while teaching and educating youngsters is incredibly important, it is still a job, at the end of the day. Teachers are also human beings who have good days and bad days, just like everyone else. They have ups and downs. Sometimes they love what they do, and other days they wish they were doing anything else but teaching. A hysterical clip posted on YouTube pulls back the curtain, so to speak, on some of those commonly heard phrases said in the classroom. You and I arent perfect, and neither are teachers, but these phrases show they might just be better at masking when they dont know the answer or are having a less-than-ideal day. A lot of people dont actually realize this, but teachers are speaking a hidden language called teacher language, he said. And teacher language, it sounds like normal English, but it translates to something completely different. This teacher then provides several examples of what he means. He first presents what teachers say and what their students hear, then gives the translation, explaining and saying what the educator actually means with those messages and statements. In a matter of moments, he will have you laughing hysterically, but at the same time, your knowledge of this previously hidden language, teacher language, will increase significantly. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

Comedian Dustin Nickerson believes that donuts prove Gods existence. The popular funnyman will have you laughing hysterically as he uses the delicious, sweet breakfast food to demonstrate the presence of a Creator. Watch the short but hilarious clip that will have you laughing and change how you view donuts. As it has been said many times before, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. While Im not always one to go along with popular opinion, I would have to agree that breakfast is of utmost importance. It basically fuels the rest of your day. Dont eat breakfast, or at least ingest some form of nutrients? Youre probably going to be struggling until lunch, and maybe even beyond that meal. Now, one of the big reasons why Im such a proponent of breakfast is that it is the meal with the most delicious, mouth-watering foods, and its not even close. There is an assortment of breakfast cereals, pancakes, waffles, fruits, fruit juice, oatmeal, and a lot of other things Im forgetting. However, we all know that when it comes to breakfast, the donut comes out on top, every time. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin makes the case that the delicious breakfast treat is proof that God is real and does exist. Needless to say, Dustin is a big fan of donuts. Donuts probably mean too much to me, he said. Like, they hit me on, like, a belief level. Theyre more than pastry, theyre truth. Do you understand? I have them, I like, Hallelujah, hallelujah. The tomb is empty, and the donut box is full, amen. Later in the clip, Dustin mentioned that at one point, he used to work with an atheist and would regularly get into debates with this person about Gods existence. He would use the donut as a teaching aid to help bolster his argument. One day I went simple with him, he added. I brought donuts into work, and then I brought him into the breakroom. And I was like, See, what more proof do you need? Is your postmodern enlightened mind going to tell me that Cheerios evolved into these donuts? I dont think so. 1 Corinthians 10:31So, then if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

This dad recalled his little ones hysterical and distressing confession. He could not believe what he heard come out of her mouth. Its the kind of statement that would make you stop, check your ears and ask her to repeat it. Watch the short, hilarious clip to listen to what the child told her father she did that day, right before she went to sleep. Children are an absolute gift from the good Lord, and those youngsters should be treated as such. Every parent would completely and wholeheartedly agree with that conclusion. Children are one of the many ways in which He blesses and enriches our lives. Most moms and dads would also likely say they are routinely shocked and thrown for a loop by what their children say. Children are incredibly honest, constantly saying whatever pops into their minds. Additionally, small children are still learning and can often say things that they dont necessarily mean. As every parent knows, this can lead to some strange conversations, which very frequently force parents to play detective as they try to decipher what their little one is trying to express. In a hysterical clip posted on YouTube, a father recounted a conversation with his 3-year-old daughter in which she said something extremely shocking. She made a confession that had the father wondering about their elderly cats whereabouts and momentarily fearing for the animals safety. I put the cat in the oven, the child told her father, which is a sentence you never want to hear your toddler say. Like any father would after hearing something like that, the father knew he immediately needed to verify her statement to see if the familys cat had actually been placed in the oven. As it turned out, the child was not totally incorrect. What the father discovered was that a stuffed animal, a cat, had been put in a miniature toy oven. The familys cat was found safe and unharmed. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Mike Goodwin got brutally honest about his sons athletic ability. The popular funnyman hilariously explained how he viewed his sons athletic ability, or more accurately, the lack thereof. Watch the short, but hysterical, clip to hear Mike discuss his son playing sports and the unusual way he watches his games. Most children, while growing up, get involved in organized sports. For many, their parents put them in things such as t-ball and soccer leagues even before they start school. As every parent knows, those games are completely unwatchable. Typically, they are nothing more than little ones with next to no idea what they are doing, running around for an hour or so. Even at that point, when those children are young, its easy to point out who has natural athletic ability and who does not. If your child is not one of those natural athletes, you typically dont point it out; instead, you keep signing them up for games and taking them back and forth to practices and games, especially if they enjoy playing. But, at some point, you understand that their playing days will end. In a hilarious clip posted on YouTube, Mike can already see the end of the road for his son when it comes to sports. He predicts that his sons time playing sports will end sooner rather than later. My son is at the point in his athletic career, its ending, he said. Its over. Its over because, because hes at the point where if we cant pay for him to be on the team, he cant be on the team. If he got to make the team, he wont make the team. Later in the clip, Mike mentioned that watching his sons games is a painful experience, and he even has a specific position he uses to watch them. They won the other night, he said. The score was 14 to 17. They played for 28 minutes. Its bad. Its bad, man. 2 Timothy 2:5 And if a man takes part in a competition, he does not get the crown if he has not kept the rules.

These hysterical and spot-on Tim Hawkins song parodies will have you cracking up. The popular funnyman has come up with several genuinely catchy, creative and funny parodies throughout his career. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear some of the best song parodies that Tim has written. Comedy takes many different forms. Of course, thats because everyone has different tastes and senses of humor. What you think is hysterical is likely not to be the same thing I find laugh-out-loud funny. But thats ok, right? Were all individuals with different likes, dislikes, tastes, and preferences. Because there are so many different senses of humor, there are just as many kinds of comedy, which is sure to make you giggle and crack a smile. If you havent found a type of humor that appeals to you, one that you particularly enjoy, you probably have searched long or wide enough. Now, one of the most popular forms of comedy, sure to cause many people to burst into hysterics, is the always-popular song parody. Many would credit Weird Al Yankovic with bringing the song parody to many peoples attention. But in a clip posted on YouTube, Tim shows he has quite the gift for taking and altering the lyrics of well-known, beloved songs into something that will have you doubled over with laughter. The clip begins with Tim pointing out that one of his parodies came about as a way to reach and communicate with his children. He found that they were ignoring them, so he got down on their level, taking a song they likely knew and changing the lyrics slightly. For nearly every tune in the video, you will more than likely recognize the music Tim plays, but the words he sings will be very unfamiliar, yet will still cause you to burst out laughing. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.